One has to marvel at the sheer genius of the pearls of wisdom spewe forth by the most powerful man on earth! Gives you real faith in the future! And, yes indeed, to the left is actually a photo that I took myself of a certain doll, that is owned by one of the girls on my floor. It even speaks. Definitely one of the funnier things I've seen in ages because it's not actually designed to make fun of the man, it's actually for serious George W enthusiasts! How Sad!

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• "If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign!"
  
  -Hilton Head, South Carolina, 16 Feb 2000
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• "I don't know whether i'm going to win or not. I Think I am. I don't know I'm ready for the job. And if not, that's just the way it goes!."
  
  -Des Moines, Iowa, August 21, 2000
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• "This is preservation month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."
  
  -Speaking during Perseverence month
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• "I Understand Small business growth. I was One!"
  
  -New York Daily News, Feb 19, 2000
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• "I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together"
  
  -Bartlett, Tennessee, Aug 18, 2000
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• "I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans."
  
  -Oprah, Sep 19, 2000
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• "I know the human and the fish can co-exist peacefully."
  
  -Saginaw, Michigan, 19 Sept 2000
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• "It is clear our nation is reliant on big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from oversease."
  
  -Beaverton, Oregon, Sep 25 2000
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• "I want each and Every American to know for certain that I'm responsible for the decisions I make , and each of you are as well."
  
  -Live with regis, Sep 20 2000
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• "The administration I'll bring is a dedicated group of men and women who are focussed on what's good for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house."
  
  -Iowa, Jan 15 2000
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• "They have miscalculated me as a leader."
  
  -California, Sep 13, 2000
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• "They misunderestimated me."
  
  -Arkansas, Nov 6, 2000
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• "They said 'you know, this issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people.' And I said 'You know something? Whether it resignates or not doesn't matter to me, because I stand for doing what's the right thing, and what the right thing is hearing the voices of people who work"
  
  -Oregon, Oct 31 2000
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• "I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways."
  
  -Pennsylvania, Sep 5 2000
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• "That's a chapter, the last chapter of the twentieth, twentieth, twenty-first century that most of us would rather forget. the last chapter of the twentieth century. This is the first chapter of the twenty-first century."
  
  -Illinois Oct 24 2000
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• "I think if you know what you believe it makes it a lot easier for you to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
  
  -Ohio, Oct 4 2000
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• "There's a huge trust. I see it all the time when people come up to me and say 'I don't want you to let me down again.'"
  
  -Massachussettes, Oct 3 2000
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• "Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and then don't do it, that's trustworthiness!."
  
  -Aug 30 2000
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• "Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and then don't do it, that's trustworthiness!."
  
  -Aug 30 2000
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The true State of the Union Address.